Without even having to think about it twice. I have to give this movie two thumbs up and a punch in the face! The 3D in this movie has taken things to an entirely new level. As most of you know I am probably one of the biggest movie buffs on the planet. However todays movies fall short (and that's being nice) when it comes to satisfying the consumer.
Every since the very first blind date, horror and romance have been intertwined like Keanu Reeves and bad acting. As most of you know My Bloody Valentine is a remake. In most instances a remake is a huge mistake and you are left wanting to shoot the bastard that came up with the idea to remake the movie in the first place.
Defiantly not the case with My Bloody Valentine 3D. Finally I am glad to report that the filmmakers have actually knocked this puppy out of the movie screen and right into your lap.
Be prepared " once the words, Put On Your 3D Glasses appears on the screen the shit is going to hit the fan. Its on after that point. You will be engulfed by huge balls of fire coming so close to your face that you will be able to feel the heat. Not to mention the pickaxes, and flying bullets that will be coming your way.
Dont get me wrong there are times that the 3D effects seem a little gimmicky because the story forces the occurrence of projectiles. However the majority of the time the 3D is right on point.
Did some one mention nudity? Oh it was me Well since we are on the subject this flick even raised the bar for the way nudity is revealed in a horror flick. No more of that peek-a-boo nudity. You know what I am talking about. Now you see it now you dont type of nudity. If you were reaching for some popcorn there is a good chance that you could have missed it. Well you dont have to worry about that nonsense with My Bloody Valentine because the nudity is right in your face. Wow 3D Breast! I bet you didnt expect to read that in this review, now did ya! Since I am trying to keep things clean I will move on
I do have a few questions that I would like to direct to those with the knowledge to answer them. Does the distribution companies plan on releasing My Bloody Valentine on DVD? Will the 3D effects still look as good on a regular television? Would you be able to still use the glasses that you should have held on to from the movie theater? Im sure that I could come up with some more, BUT those will do for starters.
To bootleg or not to bootleg is the question that so many ask of me Now that I am thinking about it Has Hollywood inadvertently come up with a bootleg proof method of making movies? Or will the bootleggers simply place a different filter on the end of the camera and once again outsmart Hollywood? Hmmm
Personally this movie is worth the cost of admission. I wouldnt mind paying the high ass price of $29.99 when it comes out on DVD or if it comes out on DVD. That is as long as it came with the cool 3D glasses. - 15275
Every since the very first blind date, horror and romance have been intertwined like Keanu Reeves and bad acting. As most of you know My Bloody Valentine is a remake. In most instances a remake is a huge mistake and you are left wanting to shoot the bastard that came up with the idea to remake the movie in the first place.
Defiantly not the case with My Bloody Valentine 3D. Finally I am glad to report that the filmmakers have actually knocked this puppy out of the movie screen and right into your lap.
Be prepared " once the words, Put On Your 3D Glasses appears on the screen the shit is going to hit the fan. Its on after that point. You will be engulfed by huge balls of fire coming so close to your face that you will be able to feel the heat. Not to mention the pickaxes, and flying bullets that will be coming your way.
Dont get me wrong there are times that the 3D effects seem a little gimmicky because the story forces the occurrence of projectiles. However the majority of the time the 3D is right on point.
Did some one mention nudity? Oh it was me Well since we are on the subject this flick even raised the bar for the way nudity is revealed in a horror flick. No more of that peek-a-boo nudity. You know what I am talking about. Now you see it now you dont type of nudity. If you were reaching for some popcorn there is a good chance that you could have missed it. Well you dont have to worry about that nonsense with My Bloody Valentine because the nudity is right in your face. Wow 3D Breast! I bet you didnt expect to read that in this review, now did ya! Since I am trying to keep things clean I will move on
I do have a few questions that I would like to direct to those with the knowledge to answer them. Does the distribution companies plan on releasing My Bloody Valentine on DVD? Will the 3D effects still look as good on a regular television? Would you be able to still use the glasses that you should have held on to from the movie theater? Im sure that I could come up with some more, BUT those will do for starters.
To bootleg or not to bootleg is the question that so many ask of me Now that I am thinking about it Has Hollywood inadvertently come up with a bootleg proof method of making movies? Or will the bootleggers simply place a different filter on the end of the camera and once again outsmart Hollywood? Hmmm
Personally this movie is worth the cost of admission. I wouldnt mind paying the high ass price of $29.99 when it comes out on DVD or if it comes out on DVD. That is as long as it came with the cool 3D glasses. - 15275
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